As I was cleaning Peter's house as usual, I heard him swearing at his computer as he has been for the past month now. I was on the phone with my husband, Joebear, and we were laughing our asses off. Joebear could barely breathe. He was using his high-pitched quick laugh as he was crying. I had the phone on speaker while we listened to Peter swear ( Read more... )

King Joebear and I had just returned from the magical swamp that was on this planet. It was even crazier than the swamp we frequented on Earth. As King Joebear and I returned home, we saw that Godiva, Tug, Miss Oreo, and Kissy were circled around Ted the Alligator who was wearing a green and red party hat. Apparently, we were celebrating his ( Read more... )

The authorities finally arrived at the Parker residence. Godiva was showing them the carnage around the neighborhood from Fredbear's tomfoolery. They were in absolute shock ( Read more... )

Peter was nowhere to be found. He legitimately went away for the night. Godiva was slightly concerned about his whereabouts, but she understood completely that Peter just wanted to be left the fuck alone ( Read more... )

A/N: A story in my anthology about my co-worker who I fell compelled to troll at every moment I get. I can't help myself ( Read more... )

A/N: A story in my anthology about my co-worker who I feel compelled to troll at every moment I get. I can't help myself ( Read more... )